Douala

Hi guys, here is the skinny of my story my cousin Jason Jay as he now likes to be called Jay Arnold, invited over on a holiday to Cebu Phillippines which I found surprising because we weren't getting on at all I was even advised against it by our aunty but I thought she was just being an old hen clucking too much. Anyway I went Jay even paid for the ticket and hotel which was a nice hotel for the first three nights then his driver/personal assistant RJ came and picked me up saying Jay wanted me to move closer to the city Cebu city centre then I find out next place is a complete dive where the owner ran his own dental practice inside the same building. All of this was confusing to me because our uncle who lived with Jason for a good number Years in Cebu and upstate New York had told me Jason owned a mansion in the Philippines. Jay had also his friends and in-laws' Freddy our uncle was dead while he was still alive living in old persons home on the grounds of the Nazareth house in Sligo Ireland although he was sick but certainly not dead and I found out from RJ that Jason was also paying him to be our uncles care, giver because it was cheaper than paying a nurse. Jay sold one of his houses' in upstate New York two million dollars he also ran his own very successful property business which he was the CEO anyway I digress when leaving Cebu I had bought a model ship on the streets of Cebu city, from some hawker, as a souvenir. Later I was to find out that RJ had planted drugs in the said model ship on the order of his boss Jason Arnold my cousin. I had passed through four sets of customs including Cebu and the AUE and UK customs. Anyway, RJ died shortly after of "cancer" jays wife is a leading oncologist from the Philippines Dr Florence P Arnold MD, RJ PAID in (karma). Unfortunately with all the stress, I suffered a serious stroke but thank God am still alive. One of Jay's inlaws in Cebu is Mr small penis himself at least that's what Jay kept calling him and he didn't protest. I don't know how Jay knew that, anyway his proper title Cebu city councillor Joel Garganega His mother would also like to know if he is dead and don't take the word of his second wife Dr Florence p Arnold MD The polygamous marriage, don't worry she knows can't say the same for his first wife. Jason may be murdered by his second wife or her family, his inlaws when they found out their marriage is bigamous bringing disgrace on the family.

There should be a direct high-speed rail link between Douala, Cameroon and Omdurman, Sudan.

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